Monday, August 13, 2007

Done and dusted!












OK. We now have a 'sports film' sports film. Take that off the 'to do' list! And if you dint know already, this one is for the stands.

Forget twice; I rarely would want to pay and see a Yash Raj film once, these days. But this is an exception. I am already looking out for the next group that is going to the theatres. Not that I slept off or dint get the plot the first time around. This just is a film that works.

My stand on Shah Rukh is a bit complex. Unlike every other homosapien I have discussed the subject with, I liked him in Devdas. I ofcourse liked him in Swades. One of my all time favorite hindi film is Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa and I think I watched DDLJ 3 times. But the list kinda tapers after that. I think he has done a fantastic job in this film. However, contrary to all the reviews you will read and promos you will see, this film is not about SRK and he has very little to do with why this film works.

I like to think that films are like a magic act. You have to hold the attention of the audience until the act is completed. You have to hold the spell. If they break away in the middle and get distracted, the act falls flat on its face. Films work that way too. The ones that can hold the spell for the most part, work. That is why we still enjoy cinema at this day and time, when everyone knows the trick and also how it is done. That is also why films have to be believable these days - to keep the spell.

Chak de had a lot of almost-spell-spoiling moments (a.k.a Yash Raj moments) for me.
For example, when Kabir tells Bindiya "only you know how to break the man-to-man strategy" (I thought he made it sound like 'Chakravyuh');

Or when the Indian men's hockey team plays against the women's team. I was deperately hoping it will be a 'dream' sequence or something;

Or when the cliched 'Shenoy'ish background score happens when Kabir was leaving his house;

Or when the 'cricketer' mouths some very cliched, chauvinistic lines.
Add to these, a not-so-rare occurence of some amateurish acting

But none of them quite break the spell, really.













Talking of Chauvinism....and Feminism....

In my life, I have come across numerous women who are fitter, stronger, more intelligent, more mature and definitely smarter than me (I am not sure about better drivers, though ;)). It was my triathlete (girl) friend who taught me the A,B and C of long distance running and swimming. My most favorite bosses have been women. So 'feminism' is a redundant concept for me. However, I do realize that the real world is very different and I know that there are glass ceilings in almost every profession. That notwithstanding, I think 'Chak De' has too many MCPs and feministic lines for my liking.

Anyway....let me get to the best part...things I loved about the film:

- The girl who plays Komal Chautala. My second ticket has more to do with her than anything else in the film.












- The girl who played Bindiya Naik. Awesome

- The production value! I think Chak De is as sleek as any other sports film I have seen. The world cup game sequences are mind boggling. I remember watching the Mexican film 'Goal' recently and not liking the game sequences, which looked digitally enhanced. Not Chak De! The cinematography is exhilarating. I did not think too much of Sudeep Chatterjee after Dor and Iqbal, but the man kicks ass here. The shot when Bindiya Naik is sitting by herself in the locker room, against the wall, is worth a million dollars. But the best shots are the dolly shots of the games. Wow!!!













- I thought the background score worked, except the scenes of Shahrukh leaving his house.

- Shimit Amin. I think he will become a very important director of our time. I loved'Ab Tak Chappan' and I think this is a great second act. The way he has paced the film is almost perfect! and I think he has got the casting spot on!! and he has made each of the girls such endearing characters, that we almost remember all the first names while leaving the theatre!

- The girls! I am told that most of them are athletes of some sort and almost none of them, actors of any sort. However, they hold their own pretty well. They play well, look gorgeous and make you smile most of the time!

- Jaideep Sahni. For someone who wrote 'Company' and 'Khosla ka Ghosla', this is definitely a different 'turf' and to be honest, I think he did half of Shimit's job even before the shooting began.

- The montages. wow!!! everybody rise and clap....there are no lip syncs to songs in this film!!!! and if that is not an achievement by itself, each of the montages kick some serious ass....perfect!

We watched the film on saturday night and half way into it, I got a call from one of the actresses on The River, who told me she wouldnt be able to make it to the shoot sunday morning, because her grand mother passed away. That was a mini disaster and meant that I had to make atleast 25 calls Immediately, to firefight. But I dint move an inch until the last of the credits went past. And I am getting myself another ticket!

Friday, July 27, 2007

It is now official....

Yes. I have registered the domain www.uditnarayanshouldnotsingintamil.com

I believe this is the best $1.99 or Rs. 79 buy of my life (Thanks to yahoo for the 7 day offer). It is weird, but I am having a feeling of overwhelming pride. I think I have done my bit for Tamil, the motion picture industry and may be even for global warming, to a certain extent.

It has been coming for a long time. Over a decade, actually. However, the 'sahana' song did it. I could not take it any more after that.

The site is under construction. Please send me ideas. One thought I had was to train thousands of commandos / special task forces and let them torture him to death the next time they see him anywhere in Chennai. Thoughts?

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Latest & Greatest from Kamal

This is amazing. A website of the 'most recent' from kamal's world. The content is awesome. They actually have an article written by Sujatha in 1976, when the writer visited him during the shooting of a Tier 2 malayalam film. One of the posts actually apologizes for being a few days late on a 'dasavatharam' update...wow....and I thought I was the lone crazy fan in this world!

http://www.allthingskamal.info/blog/

and by the way.....these are the 'official' stills of the film!!!!!!











Monday, July 2, 2007

Matagorda Island

'Thick Brush' is the literal translation from spanish. I am not entirely sure why they called it so! Matagorda island is a good 180 miles south west of Houston, by the Gulf of Mexico. It was my pick for a 'less picnic-sy' and more 'solitud-ish'camp site for the June weekend. That is precisely was the websites told me.


















So after days of scheduling and re-scheduling and re-scheduling, Vikrant Gandhi, Kiran Unni and yours truly finally picked up our brand new camp equipment and hit the road on a super warm saturday morning. The idea was to hit the port by early afternoon, take the ferry to the island and spend the night there, in the company of mother nature and fellow campers. At least, that was the idea on paper!

2:00 PM - We arrive at port-o-connor after a thankfully uneventful drive, except for the weird, dark restrooms of that lonely gas station!

2:30 PM - we hit the water on Ron's fishing boat cum ferry. Easily the best part of the trip.











2:59 PM - I realize we forgot the beer. Thankfully Ron has backup in his ice box!



3:30 PM - kiran's home made pav bhaji ka jawab nahin!

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4:00 PM - After a furious battle with the user's manual, we finish setting up the tent - at least in our opinion!











5:30 PM - We begin the walk to the other side to say hello to the Gulf of Mexico. Little did we know at that time that it will be our longest and most terrifying hello ever!

7:15 PM - After losing our way 5 times and not spotting a single rattle snake (it was supposed to be the rattler's country), we are still a mile from the gulf....but at an interesting cross road and sign!

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8:00 PM - After surprisingly not waking up any alligators on our way, here we are at the gulf. Hello!













8:45 PM - The sun is still out and surprise surprise, we are still alive...what better time for relief!












9:30 PM

after an entire day's vigil for rattle snakes and alligators, mother nature uses her alternate weapon of mass destruction on us....fire ants!!! shock & awe! as we tried to sneek in....
camping lesson 1A : Never pitch a tent on grass, if you have an option.

9:45 PM

Thats not all....surprise surprise, the other campers have called it a day. That means that we were the only homosapiens on that island for the night. Not exactly the saturday night plan we had....and with the ant revolution, it was time for a frantic call to ron the ferry guy!

10:15 PM

No sign of Ron's boat....but we had company....distant sound of Coyotes......(very) ugly! With Vikrant and a kitchen knife standing between us and a potential argument with a pack of wild coyotes.....we wait for the boat...which eventually docks in pitch darkness....with the help of a fancy gps system.

1:00 AM

Back home at the apartment. Red wine and fast food. Not the ideal camping night we had in mind, but hey....I am not complaining!